Millis 1 high RA

Don't call me

Matthew.c.rogers@uvm.edu

Yeah, I study pee bio, what about it?

Early life

In the quaint town of Waynesville, a young man named Matt Rogers was thrust into the world of grief and loss when he tragically lost his beloved partner, Sarah. Their love was the kind that poets wrote about and storytellers dreamt of, a bond so deep it seemed to defy time and space.

Devastated by Sarah's passing, Matt found himself in the throes of grief and desperation. His panicked and desperate attempts to reconnect with her led him to a poignant and haunting symbol of their love - Sarah's wedding ring. In a moment of desperation, Matt slipped it onto his own finger, hoping that somehow, by wearing it, he could bridge the chasm that separated them in life and death. But fate had a cruel twist in store for him, as the ring, a symbol of their love, refused to yield, cementing his connection to a love that could never be the same.

The accompanying photo, an evocative image of Matt's hand with Sarah's ring, encapsulates the profound moment of acceptance and defeat. The ring, once a symbol of their union, had transformed into a heavy reminder of his loss and a perpetual source of torment. This moment marked a turning point, as Matt came to terms with the irrevocable reality of Sarah's absence.

In the midst of the despair and heartache, Matt's journey was just beginning. This early chapter of his life was a testament to the enduring power of love and the overwhelming weight of grief. It set the stage for a life defined by resilience and the profound capacity of the human heart to heal, even when faced with the most insurmountable challenges.

Education

I have been hard at work for the past 5 years here at UVM taking a wide variety of classes regarding the biology of urine. After working long and hard I have finally managed to get into a lab and fulfill my dreams of handling urine from all sorts of unique individuals! My favorite test that I have learned is the original diabetes test, I can taste the excess sugar in 98% of diebetic urine samples with no extra information whatsoever!

Career

As you all know my main gig is being your godawful RA. But outside of this I maintain a few side hustles to keep my afloat! My most lucrative income source is most definitely my extremely successful day trading company. I have made as much as 5x returns in as little as a week for many clients, if you are interested in this kind of profit reach out ASAP. Additionally the skills I learned from this line of work have allowed me to become one of the most skilled gamblers in the nation, you will often find me in a seedy basement playing high wager poker games, I hope to run into you at my next game!

Values

I am a loud and proud proponent for the formation of a surveillance based police state. I believe that if everyone knew they were being observed at all times and the police had complete and total executive and judicial control the world would be a signifigantly happier and safer place to be!